My Mom Giving Me Realistic Life Goals

Mom: Why don’t you read anymore
Me: I read fanfiction
Mom: Why don’t you read REAL books
Me: Sorry for wanting stories with gay characters
Mom: Wait, is there really not that much LGBT friendly literature
Me: No
Mom: So what does that mean
Me: Uh . . . I should write some
Mom: Go write some gay fiction
Me: . . . .
Mom: Be the gay Shakespeare

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